Act Surprised

William: " Mom.  I am not going to tell you what it is, but I cannot wait for your birthday."
Me:  "Oh?  Why are you so excited for my birthday?"
William:  "I just am.  It's going to be your birthday.  That's all I am going to say."
Me:  "Ok.  well thanks for being excited for me."
(after a few minutes of trying desperately not to bust out of his skin.....)
William:  "Mom.  How many days exactly do I have to wait until your birthday again?"
Me:  "10"
William:  " Mom.  I can't tell you what kind it is or what it looks like, but when you get your new computer for your birthday, I can still have your old computer for games.  Right?"
Me:  "A HA!"

Happy Birthday to Mom.